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Work Demotivational Poster


SIX-PACK ABS -


TAGS: working men exercise plan humor
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

dy2012 - July 8, 2013, 2:27 am, #247497
Six-Pack Lions!
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 11:39 pm, #247154

Oh, yes. Lived and worked on the border for many years.
EmilioDumphque - June 29, 2013, 11:22 pm, #247153
Have you ever shaken the hand of a Mexican worker? It's like shaking hands with a stone!
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 7:40 pm, #247143

Thanks, Mao! Of course, my over-active imagination pictured these two leaning onto an ELECTRIC fence~~(BG)
Reality Lord - June 29, 2013, 4:45 pm, #247136

Lol
maoworks2 - June 29, 2013, 2:18 pm, #247134
This One Is Good, I Gotta Try That LOL.


MONDAY - Has Been Cancelled Due To A Lack Of Interest.


TAGS: monday business work job office
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Airstreamphoto

5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 11:30 am, #226504
Of course you get a 5 from me. Good job!
mariand - November 27, 2011, 10:42 am, #226204
cool... I guess we're talking about work
maoworks2 - November 27, 2011, 10:11 am, #226198
Mite Has Well Do The Rest Of The Week Too


THE OLD FASHION WAY - Speak the truth and let the hurt feelings fall where they may.


TAGS: old fashion truth work
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Ryncovine

Sean - March 28, 2014, 7:48 pm, #253885
I see what you did there ... me with my big mouth all "Let's talk about that for a bit." Wellll played. I too won me some scholarships, but what I do with dead bodies I have to do on my own time. Glad to hear about your daughter. Amazing. Sincerely.
lgvernon - March 28, 2014, 2:13 pm, #253882

My daughter earned five of them, working like a dog. While still in school she went to work in her chosen field. Immediately after graduation, she won the election, becoming the youngest elected coroner in the US. She still holds that office. Amazing gal!
Sean - March 28, 2014, 12:10 pm, #253879
Scholarships that cover 90% of tuition, eh? Let's talk about that for a bit here. True that they can be "earned" in a sense, but "won" as or "awarded" are also applicable terms to these RARE commodities, no?
thevoiceofpie - March 25, 2013, 10:06 pm, #244662
and the hurt feelings have defiantly fallen where they may...lol, somebody needs a dose of personal responsibility
nicholsjoshua15 - February 4, 2013, 9:25 pm, #243207
Oh look at Mister Republican; he's blaming the students for all of the debt instead of the welfare mamas that have about two babies every year. After all being hating on to students is PC. Blow it out your a*s!
RevolutionRabbitNov63 - December 30, 2012, 9:24 am, #242033
...what does it say here exactly?:'Speak the truth and let the hurt feelings fall where they may'? Education would only promote Science & Society & save America, after all. Worse yet, stastics show you'll probably Vote Liberal if you Learn about reality..
RevolutionRabbitNov63 - December 30, 2012, 9:20 am, #242031
C'mon America!Can't afford a reasonable education? I mean - they're cheap & it's easy right? Then you should just get a (what does it say here exactly)a 'barely above minimum wage job'& accept your life like the rest of us bitter rightwing losers.
RevolutionRabbitNov63 - December 30, 2012, 7:56 am, #242029
...They should let you Edit your Comments - ! ...Not because of corruption & lies - but because some student bought a phone...All is clear now!: Fix the Economy!: No student phones - !!!
RevolutionRabbitNov63 - December 30, 2012, 7:49 am, #242028
The reason 1/10th of 1% has ALL the wealth & the Middle Class is gone & has no work is because some student - but not this one who does not show his/her face, & who *absolutely!* did each & every thing listed - is not corruption & lies. Now I understand!
EmilioDumphque - December 9, 2012, 1:43 am, #241302
Can you verify all this? ...I see.
kimzter - December 8, 2012, 12:25 am, #241281
Awesome covered in awesome sauce
GaryO - December 7, 2012, 10:05 pm, #241280
BAM!
mariand - December 7, 2012, 5:16 pm, #241276
well said... 5 old fashion statements for ya.


SLEEPING DISORDER -




I'M PRETTY SURE - this will get an A+


TAGS: maoworks history test
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Airman

MrFurry - February 20, 2012, 8:32 am, #229856
i dont care of the misspelling
IBrakeforTrees - January 19, 2012, 5:04 pm, #227768
Funny, but maybe some editing needed? Napoleon didn't die in battle and liquid is spelled wrong.
maoworks2 - January 7, 2012, 12:21 pm, #227344
Loud & Clear ?
mariand - January 7, 2012, 8:02 am, #227337
lol...looks more like a perspicacity test


HAPPY MONDAY -




A SLIGHT PROBLEM -


TAGS: get to work
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Airman

justme - May 24, 2011, 9:20 am, #219002
lol... only one problem... im not living in the us... but working for an american company in the netherlands XD
eddhead - March 29, 2011, 12:02 pm, #215475
Love it great work.
GreyScorpion - August 26, 2010, 9:46 am, #190839
nice punchline, real nice...5L
Faceplant31 - August 25, 2010, 2:29 pm, #190766
ROR! I love it!


"Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" -


TAGS: work bar wine antidote virus
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Ism

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 19, 2015, 2:29 pm, #259982
What? Work? In thi5 world? Poppyc*ck! They've given us an incentive to work: MONEY!Just enough to eat and wipe our a$$.
Silverheart - August 18, 2013, 3:33 pm, #248794
I'm gonna need this on a tshirt... to wear every monday. 5(million)Lions on this one, Ism. Love your (semi)daily ISM News!


TOMBSTONE MOMENTS - Sometimes begin with a whisper




THE SADDEST PART ABOUT THIS - is that my generation will not get it...


TAGS: orange clockwork food
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by SorayaDarqsyde

Cyberhagen - September 8, 2012, 12:01 pm, #239023
I never did understand the title though. I saw most of the movie, but not all of it, and never read the book
NoxTerran - January 3, 2012, 2:29 pm, #227218
cant say much about what generation you are, but i know this, i am late 20's and i get it. KILLER movie AND book
Clint1226 - December 28, 2011, 1:05 pm, #227022
The film was good, the book was even better!
SorayaDarqsyde - December 24, 2011, 8:18 pm, #226919
Indeed... Thank you for restoring my faith in our generation...
Maddness - December 24, 2011, 6:02 pm, #226912
Epic and also Im from same generation and I know what you're talking about. It is an awesome film as well
SorayaDarqsyde - December 24, 2011, 5:21 pm, #226907
Not bad for a white girl, huh? :P
Verdeckt - December 24, 2011, 6:24 am, #226895
Malcolm McDowell is right up there with Gene Wilder on the convincing mad man front.
Budog - December 24, 2011, 2:10 am, #226893
Dude I love it, 5L !
SorayaDarqsyde - December 23, 2011, 11:02 pm, #226885
Thanks! It is my first attempt at one of these...
maoworks2 - December 23, 2011, 5:46 pm, #226877
A Clock Work Orange .
GySgt1811a - December 23, 2011, 4:51 pm, #226876
There's hope, Ms(?) Darqsyde, YOU got it! BTW, I amazed my granddaughter with my wristwatch that didn't require batteries. You just wind it. She thought it was awesome and wants one.
ICEMAN - December 23, 2011, 4:47 pm, #226874
Too true. Nicely done. 5


FUTILITY - All the caffeine in Columbia will not make you into a morning person.




THE DOG -


TAGS: how it works humor
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - March 10, 2012, 11:13 am, #230988

I had the same reaction!
djrcreative - March 10, 2012, 9:48 am, #230983
ROTFL! I e5pecially like the "re-eat it" bit. Bleh... Kudo5 to whomever came up with that. :D


I TOTALLY TAKE BACK - all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger


TAGS: sleepy work
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by longnose

MrSkateRookie - May 22, 2011, 5:53 am, #218899
well know to get mines now then
steph1 - May 21, 2011, 10:26 am, #218847
ditto - sooo true


PARENTING -


TAGS: parent demanding moody boss coworker
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

mariand - October 14, 2011, 2:10 am, #225078
LOL...yeah


amazing! -




TARDINESS -




KEEP A SECRET -


TAGS: a clockwork secret
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Airman

rerun - September 23, 2011, 7:51 pm, #224520

I see what you are saying here, I keel you
Reality Lord - September 23, 2011, 5:43 pm, #224517

ehem....?
ICEMAN - September 23, 2011, 1:50 am, #224506
You mean like RR & RL? Heh, heh.


APATHY - I'd post more but I don't really care




PRIORITIES - Personally, I'd have opted for dental work over the body art, but that's just me.




CONSULTANT -


TAGS: calendar i don t work here
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

Linda111 - August 22, 2011, 3:25 am, #223358
Thanks for the great article here at your website. I know it will help me and many others. Pandora Jewelry
mariand - August 21, 2011, 12:17 pm, #223311
true 5tory


TIME FOR A LITTLE LUDWIG VAN -


TAGS: clockwork orange
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Airman

mariand - January 7, 2012, 1:37 pm, #227346
"Naughty, naughty, naughty! You filthy old soomka!"
ICEMAN - January 7, 2012, 11:36 am, #227343
"No time for the ol' in-out love, I've just come to read the meter." 5


War On Work -


TAGS: mike rowe war on work dirty jobs mikeroweworks foundation
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by TheConservativeInsurgent

blesic - December 6, 2014, 3:26 pm, #258573
Work isn't the enemy. Rich people are.
lgvernon - November 9, 2014, 4:40 pm, #257790

I'd watch this guy stuff canoli...split shakes...fill lamps...clean siding...carry hods...rivet a steamer...pull green chain...pull the heads on a 56 Chevy...OK, I'm out...


PROCRASTINATION - it's an art form


TAGS: caveman homework
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by Airman

caveman - October 30, 2011, 1:00 am, #225439
uni life, it really is an artform
TheABC - October 21, 2011, 2:14 am, #225234
My night exactly, except replace Twitter with Netflix.
axe11154 - October 20, 2011, 11:00 am, #225213
Tomarrow? dont you mean um what would you mean if its already the next day?


EDUCATION - It's important




BLISS -




ANOTHER DAY AT THE OFFICE - My mother told me there would be days like that. She just didn't tell me there would be so many of them.




INTERNATIONAL WORKERS -




DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY -




SOCIAL WORK - a salary waiting to be increased




FREEDOM - Now get back to work.


TAGS: freedom work funny wilderness outdoors
Rating: 2.3/5

More motifakes by Justin

Sean - April 28, 2009, 5:06 pm, #76221
Yeah divi, that's never happened here before now.
divi - April 28, 2009, 4:15 pm, #76213
finally, a motifake that actually resembles the original despair.com ones!
RnR - July 24, 2008, 6:18 pm, #10958
isn't that the route to the Overlook h**el (The Shining)?


FACEBOOK - when it's going too far




AN OXYMORON -




PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE -


TAGS: work sucks smile
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

SunnyDay - December 21, 2010, 10:01 am, #207813
FUNNY 5L


CLOSE TO A CAT OWNER? - 1. Everyday, before they can check the litter box, pick up all the cat poo. 2. Continue until the cat owner starts being worried about Fluffy's health 3. Take a crap in Fluffy's litter box.


TAGS: the best jokes take work
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Zook

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 20, 2013, 12:50 pm, #245894
...how to mess with the wife. Just for the lolz.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 20, 2013, 12:49 pm, #245893
I'm a cat owner and I think I know now hire
boinger - March 10, 2011, 10:36 am, #213965
I just squirted soda through my nose all over my keyboard. 5 nose-blows
culos - November 22, 2010, 9:22 am, #203558
fav'ed. 5 droppings
rerun - November 22, 2010, 9:05 am, #203554

now that is funny
5150monkeylove - November 21, 2010, 11:08 pm, #203537
added to favs and 5


BOREDOM -


TAGS: life time day human nature virtual escape reality friend waste facebook social network
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by giulio

Untamedfifty - October 15, 2009, 8:33 pm, #127021
hah i think i'd win
LogicDude - October 15, 2009, 6:38 pm, #126995
Best game of beer pong. Ever.


PROCRATINATION - my idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance


TAGS: procrastination housework glance
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by kay9kabang

Iconoclast - August 9, 2010, 9:02 am, #188350
The S got lost amidst the garbage and could not be found.
culos - August 9, 2010, 7:50 am, #188345
spelling?


TAKE YOUR SON TO WORK DAY - It doesn't always go as planned.




SINGLE MOMS IN AFRICA - They dream of your 70 hour work-weeks, sharing a two bedroom apartment with your six kids, and walking to work in the snow... Western Pansies...


TAGS: gun fail worked owned ak 47 ak 47
Rating: 3.54/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

GaryO - January 27, 2014, 6:52 pm, #252478
There’s crude, there’s tasteless, there’s ridiculous, then there’s inflammatory. Most folks tend to laugh at the crude, ridiculous, tasteless stuff. Inflammatory comments are not funny. They’re just someone’s obtuse opinion. PCV, don’t be that someone.
PCV - January 27, 2014, 3:08 pm, #252477
Sooooooooooooooooo it's okay to insult western culture but it's not okay to tell the truth about Africa?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 27, 2014, 3:03 pm, #252476
Uncalled for.
PCV - January 27, 2014, 2:55 pm, #252475
After 10,000 years their greatest invention is the stick. Stupid Africans.


TEAMWORK -


TAGS: ants team work torture
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Sean

GaryO - March 3, 2013, 12:52 pm, #244007
Josh, there are meds, they help. Serious, ease up a bit, laddie, it’s OK, really. And if it’s not…it’s OK.
nicholsjoshua15 - March 3, 2013, 12:42 pm, #244005
Stevie Wonder is cool, but I just never did like Paul McCartney.
nicholsjoshua15 - March 3, 2013, 12:38 pm, #244004
I'm not at all racist; I just think everyone should be treated equally. Favoring one race over the other is the meaning of racism.
GaryO - March 3, 2013, 9:11 am, #244000
o-h-h-h-h-h, racism. I thought it was a married guy who haplessly wandered onto a baby shower scene or canasta fest…and gobbled up the tiny sandwiches, and ‘got crumbs everywhere’, and farted in the kitchen…not that I’d know
steve1961 - March 3, 2013, 3:43 am, #243999
Ebony and ivory...living together in harmony...
Sean - March 3, 2013, 1:34 am, #243997
Dear Josh. I hope you fall asleep in your hood and suffocate. K?K?K? (I thought you needed a hint.)
nicholsjoshua15 - March 2, 2013, 9:26 pm, #243992
Or those black people who think they really made that grade, are qualified for that position, or really achieved that rank and don't know it's just affirmative action.
Sean - March 28, 2011, 11:11 am, #215422
Hey! Racism is never funny ... except maybe for those White folks who go around complaining that it is just not fair that Black people can call each other the N-word but White can't. Those folks are funny. Clueless, but funny.
newkevind51 - March 28, 2011, 8:58 am, #215418
red ants are trying to kill the black ants lol thats racist hahahaha >:)
Sean - December 14, 2010, 3:39 pm, #206866
Only when someone asks for my help.
Airman - December 14, 2010, 3:25 pm, #206865
LOL. That what you tell your para-legals?


THAT'S IT - This has eliminated the chance of me going anywhere in Africa. Ever. I can get fireworks from Mexico.


TAGS: fireworks pet hyena mexico africa
Rating: 2.45/5

More motifakes by Akyoyo

Cheeseman - June 6, 2009, 9:46 pm, #84846
A hyena is way more gangsta than a pitbull.
aPauling - September 3, 2008, 1:02 pm, #18694
Your text was lame and clumsy, and didn't make much sense, as people rarely go to Africa for fireworks.
Shtoink - September 3, 2008, 3:33 am, #18614
i wish i had a pet hyena


SUCCESS -


TAGS: hang this at work calendar
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by caveman

ughomer - November 16, 2012, 10:58 pm, #240662
5L for the Aussie!!
sidestep22 - November 15, 2012, 4:30 pm, #240629
Wow.. Excellent! Truly demotivational. Now where did I leave my noose?
MissPriss - November 15, 2012, 9:13 am, #240616
dam....back to the drawing board....thanks...5L my dears ;)


BEEP BEEP -


TAGS: coyote acme products dont work
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

Verdeckt - May 4, 2011, 9:37 am, #218035
To misquote a certain lord, you rock in my general direction.


BLAS·PHE·MY NOUN - Actions, speech or artworks which show disrespect to religion, or make light of the pretend characters portrayed by their believers


TAGS: actions speech or artworks which show disrespect to religion or make light of the pretend characters portrayed in these religions
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by Chef

GaryO - July 28, 2014, 10:07 am, #255896
‘a’ life…get ‘a’ life….sheeesh, I got 6 months once…seemed like life.
GaryO - July 28, 2014, 9:21 am, #255895
Wy, thank you for pointing this out, salearling. I was just thinking; ‘man, I need to get life’. Now? Now I feel p-r-e-t-t-y phookin’ good about mine.
salearling - July 28, 2014, 8:20 am, #255894
This is totally wrong... it should be Bugs in the center. At least he stuck with his original name his whole career, instead of Steamboat Willie.


LEMMINGS - 2.a member of any large group following an unthinking course towards mass destruction




SLEEPING AT WORK - I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!




DOG DAY AFTERNOON -


TAGS: teamwork christmas team dogs family
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - December 20, 2012, 8:05 am, #241681
Thank You. You've had a very good run of posters also. :)
ughomer - December 20, 2012, 6:38 am, #241678
LMFAO!!!


SOMETIMES AT WORK - I feel like Robinson Crusoë did. I'm insanely bored and just waiting for Friday. Meh, more like ALWAYS.




FATHERHOOD - I love kids...But I can't eat a whole one.


TAGS: babies kids food why not they dont work or earn money little poop machines
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

fascistfrenchman - December 17, 2010, 3:12 am, #207282
Who ordered the 20-pounder deluxe stack? 5L's
Asasello - February 22, 2010, 4:26 am, #160032
Calm down, will you. I don't think further attempts at contributing anything to motifake make sense anymore now, as even a moderator has me down as an asas-hole (witty pun, btw).
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 12:10 pm, #159740
Ass you may have an opinion when you contribute a SINGLE THING to this community. I did half a** this one but that still puts me half an a** ahead of you.
GreyScorpion - February 21, 2010, 10:26 am, #159734
5 fecal factories!!
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 8:55 am, #159727
It's fresher than anything you've done, Asas-hole.
Asasello - February 21, 2010, 8:09 am, #159726
it's the oldest joke in the book.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 12:53 am, #159720
Rejection? Naaaaaaaaaaaah! It's a fact about asian food.
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 12:52 am, #159719
I wanted to do that in the tags but was worried about rejection for racism. Thanks Aggie.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 12:36 am, #159712
No problem... he's asian... you'll be hungry again in an hour. 5L


ADDICTION -




GET TO WORK -


TAGS: work computer dreams
Rating: 2.44/5

More motifakes by sickartist

ronsart - November 23, 2009, 10:10 pm, #139188
lol...u kids make me appreciate Canadians...lol
TheTrashHeap - November 23, 2009, 10:03 pm, #139187
well... 2 things if you count moooooooooooooo's alcoholism.
TheTrashHeap - November 23, 2009, 10:00 pm, #139186
Hello Mr Ronsart! Thanks for the welcome back! Your stuff just keeps getting better and better. No matter how long im gone for one thing on this site is constant.
ronsart - November 23, 2009, 9:39 pm, #139179
LMAO!!!! I'm a good boy now...for the time being...lol
agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 9:38 pm, #139178
You are the best at doing what you do to who I'm supposed to be doing it to!
ronsart - November 23, 2009, 9:37 pm, #139177
I got her to yelling YOUR NAME now...at least 3 times a day now...lol
agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 9:35 pm, #139176
Back-handed flattery will get you everywhere, TTH!
agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 9:34 pm, #139175
Great cook? LOL! My girl been talking in her sleep again, Ron?
ronsart - November 23, 2009, 9:33 pm, #139173
haven,t had a chance to welcome u back Mr. TrashHeap...glad u got internet again...and AggiE also kind and a great cook!
TheTrashHeap - November 23, 2009, 9:32 pm, #139172
Or "good kind of timmy, good kind of tunnel, good kind of politifake, good kind of American beer.....
TheTrashHeap - November 23, 2009, 9:31 pm, #139171
It's like saying "good kind of kidney stone" or "good kind of venereal disease".
TheTrashHeap - November 23, 2009, 9:29 pm, #139170
Yeah but can I really say " good kind of Nazi"?
agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 9:21 pm, #139165
That sure sounded fair and unbalanced.
TheTrashHeap - November 23, 2009, 9:19 pm, #139163
No worries AggiE you are the good kind of Nazi......wait a sec that doesn't sound right!
agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 9:17 pm, #139161
LOL... thanks TTH... I think. Wait... well, ok. This is actually an exact despair, inc poster quote.
TheTrashHeap - November 23, 2009, 9:14 pm, #139157
Quality over quantity Nazi!!!!!!!!!!! AgdanielE for the win!
agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 9:04 pm, #139155
You're the second one lately who has gone outside their own vacant mind to create poor posters.
agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 9:02 pm, #139154
So, the lesson here, my motifakers, is that plagiarism isn't plagiarism if you change the picture and copy only the text verbatim, ok?


ARROGANCE -


TAGS: life love work
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Sean - September 15, 2011, 6:07 pm, #224324
But it does mean you are a witch! Love it, aggy.
tellitlikeitis - November 16, 2010, 12:53 pm, #202803
Nice one.


AWWWWW - Still not getting any of my bacon




'HARD WORK IS ITS OWN REWARD' - Said The Photographer.


TAGS: demotivation work
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by 5butjam

deathorfire1 - January 26, 2012, 9:05 am, #228153
they saw the ph**ographer again.


ACTUALLY, AIRPORT SECURITY SHOT IT -




BEST DAD - My dad works as the grim raper, uhm ... reaper


TAGS: death kid dad work child
Rating: 4.27/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 19, 2015, 3:16 pm, #261680
I took an old Reaper tunic, and a scream mask, painted the mask red and white, cut a wood broom handle and painted it silver and black; and went as Darth - Nihilus.
Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 2:49 pm, #232142
Daaaamn! My halloween costumes were never that good! Dad must work down at the movie studio!


Overworked -




TEAMWORK -




OPPORTUNITY -


TAGS: office chances work job
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Sean - April 12, 2011, 8:35 pm, #216258
I love this one. It's like funny has come to Motifake ... to not die this time.
spacedog - March 21, 2011, 6:53 pm, #214866
Sadly, there are no scholarships for viscom, carpal tunnel kids. 5L


LIFE - You cannot build character and courage by taking away a mans initiative and independence.


TAGS: lincoln work ethic dust bowl
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by voodoo3535

SteveFurlong - August 13, 2012, 6:37 pm, #238381
5L for truth. The all-encompassing nanny state destroys itself in two generations or less. 1965 to now is just about two generations.
GaryO - August 13, 2012, 1:56 pm, #238371
Truth is so obscure these days. Thank you for the clarity.


TIME SERVED -


TAGS: work
Rating: 4.12/5

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OH, YOU HATE YOUR JOB? -


TAGS: work job beer hate
Rating: 3.62/5

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zoomer296 - January 17, 2013, 12:18 am, #242558
I'll take the second from the right in the front please.
maoworks2 - December 26, 2011, 8:36 am, #226960
Ya Join The Club, Cheers !


WORK - Unpleasant conditions do not necessarily offset low pay, poor benefits




SHIFT WORK - Taking years off lives ever since its inception. N O W H I R I N G


TAGS: shift work death nurse work
Rating: 2.38/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 11, 2012, 12:48 pm, #231059
I swear I know this girl, same eyes, same face give or take and she's also crazy enough to do this


OFFICE POLITICS #14 - The reward for good work is more work.




WE CAN DANCE IF WE WANT TO - We can leave your friends behind Because your friends don't dance And if they don't dance Well they're no friends of mine


TAGS: dance men at work
Rating: 4.78/5

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MrStupidGir - April 7, 2014, 7:43 pm, #254138
dansez!!!!
Bull - June 16, 2012, 11:43 pm, #236335
why do I get the sudden urge to watch Bio Dome now?
robbidos - June 16, 2012, 10:25 pm, #236333
welcome
crankyhead - June 16, 2012, 10:20 pm, #236332
I got that 5ong 5tuck in my head now.


GEOLOGY -




TEAMWORK -


TAGS: teamwork strong weak fall rise
Rating: 4.84/5

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HypercatZed - February 16, 2012, 2:58 pm, #229699
This reminds that episode of Kimba The White Lion when a group of gorillas was travelling, one of them fell into the quicksands, and the chief had to hold the others from trying to help him, or they would have ended in the quicksands too.


WORKING 9 TO 5 -


TAGS: work welfare
Rating: 4.6/5

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Greybeard - October 15, 2012, 8:59 am, #239971
Thank you. : )
maoworks2 - October 15, 2012, 8:33 am, #239970
Point Well Made !


MARRIAGE 101 - Work is your new vacation. If you go home you know she has things for you to do.




COMPASSION -


TAGS: coworkers are a little touchier
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:58 pm, #159862
You tell it Brother!
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 5:56 pm, #159861
Make it 3-2, we have a game!
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 5:55 pm, #159860
Now if you'll pardon me, Russia is up 3-1 in the third.
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 5:54 pm, #159859
but I'd give credit for it if I did that. And I've not taken a poster from elsewhere yet. Pictures, however, I'll take from ANY source, since I'm not selling anything or profiting in any way, it's not a copyright violation by International standards.
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 5:51 pm, #159858
25 comments? I didn't know mother-hugging was so controversial! Lol. I wish I could remember where I got this pic. It's been on my computer for quite awhile. I suspect it was on Pixdaus, though. Moo+ is right, I'd share a poster if I thought it was funny
MO - February 21, 2010, 5:29 pm, #159847
I know you do moooo. I know. @Aggy anchor clanker FTW!!!!
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 5:28 pm, #159844
It's not used to gag your actual balls, you anchor clanker.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:27 pm, #159842
I wish you'd wear it
MO - February 21, 2010, 5:26 pm, #159840
I got a ball gag!! OH SNAP!!! **** block!
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 5:25 pm, #159838
No black cherry? Ok, oral is fine.
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 5:25 pm, #159837
I thought that meant has a big moustache and wears a pointy hat?
MO - February 21, 2010, 5:24 pm, #159835
Tuck, dress and gag.....I'm in!! (b*** i'm still not down with the you know what)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:22 pm, #159833
Classic German?.....I see, So?....he stands in line for toilet paper while his mom makes scheisse videos?
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 5:21 pm, #159832
And keep tucking it.... even when you pee.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:19 pm, #159831
I told you Mo....Wear the dress and the ball gag.....Or GTFO.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 5:19 pm, #159830
Hoschie is a german ph**ographer... doesn't make motifakes, he's crying about his pic being used here. Don't get me wrong, he's done good work... a lot of it could make good motifakes. But, he decided to march on us in the winter. Classic german error.
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 5:18 pm, #159829
The guy is a deviantart puss. He took the pic (not made the poster) and thought it would be safe on the interweb. Pity him for his innocent gullibility.
MO - February 21, 2010, 5:18 pm, #159828
d*** it Mooooo! Does that mean the Moooooo and MO prom is off again?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:17 pm, #159827
The pic? Sure. That's what internet pics are for.....If you don't likeit!.....Copyright it. Or f*** OFF!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:16 pm, #159826
I don't care if it gives away my slight man crush on Haar.....He WOULDN'T steal a Motifake.
MO - February 21, 2010, 5:13 pm, #159825
Well I still want proof or as Culos said STFU!! Harr don't need to copy ****. He's a natural. But IF he did can we at least twist his horns?
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 5:11 pm, #159824
Look at it this way.... at least your picture has been used for more than trying to subsidise a pot habit by selling the work of a Rütli drop-out.
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 5:09 pm, #159823
My apologies to Haar. You guys are absolutely right.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:09 pm, #159822
I disagree....there will be no "smiting" of Haar....If this is a copy of someone elses work, It's a coincidence.......Haar wouldn't do that.
culos - February 21, 2010, 5:06 pm, #159821
@hoschie: Proof or STFU. If you claim to have made this poster (not the picture) subbmit some proof and we'll smite Haarakkon for not giving credit. If not, get your card and leave the Internet.....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:05 pm, #159820
There's no way Haar would steal a Motifake. I call Shenanigans on Hoschie.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 5:03 pm, #159819
hoschie... a very terrible opening line. I don't see your work anywhere in a motivational poster. And, since this is motifake, we showcase fake motivational posters... not just hack amateur online ph**ography.
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 4:56 pm, #159816
Oh and welcome to the internet!
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 4:55 pm, #159815
Consider the audience for your art quadrupled, and getting a good rating.
Hoschie - February 21, 2010, 4:51 pm, #159810
Thanks a lot for stealing my work without permission to post it here!! Great site here which supports art-thieves!
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 12:37 pm, #159742
What that comment lacks in originality, it makes up for in irrelevance.
METALWERX - February 21, 2010, 12:36 pm, #159741
101 ways to WOK yer cat
Treehodger - February 20, 2010, 4:50 pm, #159520
I love kittens. Now who is in the mood for some Chinese Food?


OFFICE - It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.


TAGS: office hell work
Rating: 2.27/5

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my stapler - January 11, 2009, 3:00 am, #51129
he took it
TigerKid - July 24, 2008, 10:28 am, #10924
I always thought to myself that if Hell is different for everyone, mine would be a Data Entry job that never ended. If you look at the clock, it's always 10 am.


HANG IN THERE - Retirement is only 30 years away!




SEEMS LEGIT -




OFFICE POLITICS #13 - Pride, commitment, teamwork ~ words they use to get you to work for free.




FRIENDSHIP -


TAGS: facebook twitter social network online
Rating: 4.7/5

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forseti - May 11, 2011, 5:18 pm, #218455
Very trend(l)y, thank you!
Produceman117 - May 11, 2011, 8:50 am, #218418
"Trends." You're welcome. 5.


HISTORY NOT FOR DOGS. -


TAGS: work labor deception plans
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by timmey

Coombsy007 - March 15, 2012, 12:34 pm, #231358
carebear 5L's
carebear - March 6, 2012, 10:11 pm, #230783
(carebear BANNED)
zombie2093 - March 6, 2012, 10:06 pm, #230782
DONT LET THIS HAPPEN OVER HERE! OPPOSE N.D.A.A. AND THE PATRIOT ACT, END THE FED AND END NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND VOTE RON PAUL 2012!! VOTE BECAUSE YOU HAVE A VOICE VOTE RON PAUL TO KEEP IT THAT WAY! RON PAUL 2012!
vespers - March 6, 2012, 9:57 am, #230720
What twisted irony, "Work will set you free."
Nissta - March 6, 2012, 7:21 am, #230712
I have always classed this as THE BIGGEST practical joke ever!!! coz it was neither funny nor a joke.
carebear - March 3, 2012, 11:55 am, #230555
(carebear BANNED)
forseti - March 3, 2012, 4:49 am, #230542
5 dark "Lager"


ERGOPHOBIA - Because work rewards later But laziness rewards Right away


TAGS: the fear of work
Rating: 4.58/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 12, 2013, 1:28 pm, #247647
I shed a tear of commiseration, as I relax in my recliner, knowing my mail carrier is (for reasons unknown) displeased with my mailbox, and I could care less to deal with it at the moment. Kudos, to you Sho. Kudo5.


SMELL SOMETHING FISHY! -




IDIOT CO-WORKERS - If they don't have time to do it right, When will I have time to do it over?


TAGS: work
Rating: 4.55/5

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Zetmonk - December 30, 2011, 8:18 am, #227083
Ah see, now there's a pain in the neck I can relate to!


EYE BALL -


TAGS: bored at work want bong
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

julia2011 - April 17, 2011, 5:14 pm, #216638
This made my day ;)
julia2011 - April 17, 2011, 5:14 pm, #216637
This made my day ;)
CaptainBaked - April 16, 2011, 11:45 pm, #216594
Yeah i'd like to see your idea too bro
rerun - April 16, 2011, 1:07 pm, #216551

make it and upload in off topic thread.
NotoriousGIL - April 16, 2011, 12:58 pm, #216550
Grrr...I had a good one for this pic too...I snoozed and losed.


HARD HATS - When your shattered carcass is buried beneath tonnes of rubble, at least your hair will still look perfect.


TAGS: hardhats construction worker
Rating: 4.42/5

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GaryO - July 15, 2012, 9:41 am, #237293
Heck no…I’m the one with the 20-20 hindsight. Your verbiage is just fine…what I do hate is the eternity of comments…..mine in particular. Cheers, PV….’kerfuffle’, man, haven’t seen that word in an aeon or two.
pickleviper - July 15, 2012, 6:22 am, #237291
Sorry for any confusion. In hindsight I should have just used 'piles of rubble' to avoid any weight-measurement-related kerfuffle.
GaryO - July 14, 2012, 6:32 pm, #237278
Well, crap, I just read up on metric tonnes……I really hate google…after the fact
GaryO - July 14, 2012, 6:29 pm, #237277
Not sure what a tonne is but I believe you meant tons. I hate taking Iceman’s place as spelling Nazi, especially with a profound poster maker such as you…sorry, OCD, low on meds. Cheers


HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY - Please be safe when lighting off fireworks


TAGS: happy inedependence day safe fireworks
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by Budog

mrunstable - July 8, 2011, 4:16 am, #221116
future Darwin award recipient below
Budog - July 6, 2011, 3:35 pm, #221058
What about the rocket scientists who shoot them out their bung hole? Those are Darwin Awards in the making...
Cloudchaser - July 5, 2011, 2:46 am, #220977
But shooting bottle rockets and roman candles at each other is fun!


THE MEANING OF LIFE - Cliff notes version.




TEAMWORK - its important, it gives the enemy other people to shoot at.


TAGS: teamwork halo
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by yon

St.Lol - June 29, 2009, 12:26 am, #91423
Either all share the win or all share the defeat
Sniperzoo - March 26, 2009, 11:14 am, #68169
A COUPLE GRENADES Is all you need hahaha


JUNGLE MYTH #1 -


TAGS: see how that works
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

CANADA - June 15, 2010, 8:27 am, #180409
HAHA! that must have taken some time to make. 5L well earned


TEAMWORK - If you're not the leader The view never changes




HUMILITY -


TAGS: workplace demotivator cubical trouble
Rating: 3.66/5

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rerun - February 15, 2010, 7:44 pm, #158264

stavro1 submitted several racist posters. Sorry to bring all this up on Barts poster.
agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 7:42 pm, #158262
LMAO! Wait.... what?
rerun - February 15, 2010, 7:40 pm, #158259

no comment from the Jew.
agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 7:32 pm, #158256
He used to work off of a few different IP addresses. Not clever.
agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 7:31 pm, #158255
Didn't know that, rerun?
rerun - February 15, 2010, 7:13 pm, #158252

why does Stavro1 user name reference Dr Rusak? One & Same?
Bartimaeus - November 19, 2009, 7:00 am, #137775
Thanks, guys.
BoneCD - November 18, 2009, 11:47 pm, #137733
Nice...I'd beensitting on this pic for a month now and just could get it right. Good job Bart!
stavro1 - November 18, 2009, 11:07 pm, #137714
Do you mind if I take up some space with this comment?
ronsart - November 18, 2009, 10:12 pm, #137707
EXCELLENT MR. Bart! 5L!
spacedog - November 18, 2009, 9:26 pm, #137678
Nice work Bart. 5Ls


Reverse psychology -




WORK ETHIC - It's why you'll have that management position later on.




LINEMEN -


TAGS: life time day work job outdoor power wire feet high air net excuse office quote pilon tower
Rating: 3/5

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CANADA - August 20, 2009, 10:43 am, #110098
I work for Manitoba Hydro an I see these guys all the time. usually allot higher than 60 feet though


VOLCANOLOGIST -




THE WAGES OF FEAR -




TEAMWORK -


TAGS: teamwork catch fall hard lonely
Rating: 5/5

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caveman - February 9, 2012, 8:23 pm, #229238
I was thinking about flock, but since it translates more into human nature i went with pack.
MPsniper - February 9, 2012, 7:58 pm, #229237
shouldnt "pack"..... be "flock"?


GAME FACE -




DAMMIT - I spilled water on my homework.




IT'S SIMPLE -




NEPOTISM -


TAGS: workplace eagle office promotion soar
Rating: 4.78/5

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Haarakkon - March 7, 2011, 12:14 pm, #213732
Flawless.
Sean - March 2, 2011, 6:17 pm, #213442
This is first rate. F/n perfect. Despair.com worthy. And brilliantly subversive. 2L. Just kidding. I can control my spite. I hope.
Airman - March 2, 2011, 12:37 pm, #213412
this is now one of my favorites ever
Iconoclast - March 1, 2011, 10:02 pm, #213366
Is that NEPOTISM ... or ... HEREDITY?


PROMOTIONAL OPPORTUNITIES - Abound for the self-made man. Just gotta hope the boss doesn't stop too quick!


TAGS: capybaras work humor
Rating: 4.63/5

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maoworks2 - January 1, 2012, 7:34 pm, #227168
Look's Like My Old Union !


NOTHING WRONG - with a little afternoon pick-me-up is there?


TAGS: work drink
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by Airman

Cloudchaser - July 9, 2010, 5:09 am, #183778
A depressant is a pick-me-up?
Faceplant31 - July 8, 2010, 1:42 pm, #183708
This is beautiful. 5L


ACCOMPLISHMENT - Success will not come to you You make your way to it


TAGS: work hard learn from mistakes
Rating: 4.57/5

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rerun - December 14, 2010, 8:13 pm, #206938

can post to motitwist as well.


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