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Work Demotivational Poster


TAGS: working men exercise plan humor
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

dy2012 - July 8, 2013, 2:27 am
Six-Pack Lions!
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 11:39 pm

Oh, yes. Lived and worked on the border for many years.
EmilioDumphque - June 29, 2013, 11:22 pm
Have you ever shaken the hand of a Mexican worker? It's like shaking hands with a stone!
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 7:40 pm

Thanks, Mao! Of course, my over-active imagination pictured these two leaning onto an ELECTRIC fence~~(BG)
Reality Lord - June 29, 2013, 4:45 pm

maoworks2 - June 29, 2013, 2:18 pm
This One Is Good, I Gotta Try That LOL.

MONDAY - Has Been Cancelled Due To A Lack Of Interest.

TAGS: monday business work job office
Rating: 4.73/5

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5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 11:30 am
Of course you get a 5 from me. Good job!
mariand - November 27, 2011, 10:42 am
cool... I guess we're talking about work
maoworks2 - November 27, 2011, 10:11 am
Mite Has Well Do The Rest Of The Week Too

THE OLD FASHION WAY - Speak the truth and let the hurt feelings fall where they may.

TAGS: old fashion truth work
Rating: 4.33/5

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Sean - March 28, 2014, 7:48 pm
I see what you did there ... me with my big mouth all "Let's talk about that for a bit." Wellll played. I too won me some scholarships, but what I do with dead bodies I have to do on my own time. Glad to hear about your daughter. Amazing. Sincerely.
lgvernon - March 28, 2014, 2:13 pm

My daughter earned five of them, working like a dog. While still in school she went to work in her chosen field. Immediately after graduation, she won the election, becoming the youngest elected coroner in the US. She still holds that office. Amazing gal!
Sean - March 28, 2014, 12:10 pm
Scholarships that cover 90% of tuition, eh? Let's talk about that for a bit here. True that they can be "earned" in a sense, but "won" as or "awarded" are also applicable terms to these RARE commodities, no?
thevoiceofpie - March 25, 2013, 10:06 pm
and the hurt feelings have defiantly fallen where they may...lol, somebody needs a dose of personal responsibility
nicholsjoshua15 - February 4, 2013, 9:25 pm
Oh look at Mister Republican; he's blaming the students for all of the debt instead of the welfare mamas that have about two babies every year. After all being hating on to students is PC. Blow it out your a*s!
RevolutionRabbitNov63 - December 30, 2012, 9:24 am
...what does it say here exactly?:'Speak the truth and let the hurt feelings fall where they may'? Education would only promote Science & Society & save America, after all. Worse yet, stastics show you'll probably Vote Liberal if you Learn about reality..
RevolutionRabbitNov63 - December 30, 2012, 9:20 am
C'mon America!Can't afford a reasonable education? I mean - they're cheap & it's easy right? Then you should just get a (what does it say here exactly)a 'barely above minimum wage job'& accept your life like the rest of us bitter rightwing losers.
RevolutionRabbitNov63 - December 30, 2012, 7:56 am
...They should let you Edit your Comments - ! ...Not because of corruption & lies - but because some student bought a phone...All is clear now!: Fix the Economy!: No student phones - !!!
RevolutionRabbitNov63 - December 30, 2012, 7:49 am
The reason 1/10th of 1% has ALL the wealth & the Middle Class is gone & has no work is because some student - but not this one who does not show his/her face, & who *absolutely!* did each & every thing listed - is not corruption & lies. Now I understand!
EmilioDumphque - December 9, 2012, 1:43 am
Can you verify all this? ...I see.
kimzter - December 8, 2012, 12:25 am
Awesome covered in awesome sauce
GaryO - December 7, 2012, 10:05 pm
mariand - December 7, 2012, 5:16 pm
well said... 5 old fashion statements for ya.


I'M PRETTY SURE - this will get an A+

TAGS: maoworks history test
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Airman

MrFurry - February 20, 2012, 8:32 am
i dont care of the misspelling
IBrakeforTrees - January 19, 2012, 5:04 pm
Funny, but maybe some editing needed? Napoleon didn't die in battle and liquid is spelled wrong.
maoworks2 - January 7, 2012, 12:21 pm
Loud & Clear ?
mariand - January 7, 2012, 8:02 am
lol...looks more like a perspicacity test



TAGS: get to work
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Airman

justme - May 24, 2011, 9:20 am
lol... only one problem... im not living in the us... but working for an american company in the netherlands XD
eddhead - March 29, 2011, 12:02 pm
Love it great work.
GreyScorpion - August 26, 2010, 9:46 am
nice punchline, real nice...5L
Faceplant31 - August 25, 2010, 2:29 pm
ROR! I love it!

"Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" -

TAGS: work bar wine antidote virus
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Ism

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 19, 2015, 2:29 pm
What? Work? In thi5 world? Poppyc*ck! They've given us an incentive to work: MONEY!Just enough to eat and wipe our a$$.
Silverheart - August 18, 2013, 3:33 pm
I'm gonna need this on a tshirt... to wear every monday. 5(million)Lions on this one, Ism. Love your (semi)daily ISM News!

THE SADDEST PART ABOUT THIS - is that my generation will not get it...

TAGS: orange clockwork food
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by SorayaDarqsyde

Cyberhagen - September 8, 2012, 12:01 pm
I never did understand the title though. I saw most of the movie, but not all of it, and never read the book
NoxTerran - January 3, 2012, 2:29 pm
cant say much about what generation you are, but i know this, i am late 20's and i get it. KILLER movie AND book
Clint1226 - December 28, 2011, 1:05 pm
The film was good, the book was even better!
SorayaDarqsyde - December 24, 2011, 8:18 pm
Indeed... Thank you for restoring my faith in our generation...
Maddness - December 24, 2011, 6:02 pm
Epic and also Im from same generation and I know what you're talking about. It is an awesome film as well
SorayaDarqsyde - December 24, 2011, 5:21 pm
Not bad for a white girl, huh? :P
Verdeckt - December 24, 2011, 6:24 am
Malcolm McDowell is right up there with Gene Wilder on the convincing mad man front.
Budog - December 24, 2011, 2:10 am
Dude I love it, 5L !
SorayaDarqsyde - December 23, 2011, 11:02 pm
Thanks! It is my first attempt at one of these...
maoworks2 - December 23, 2011, 5:46 pm
A Clock Work Orange .
GySgt1811a - December 23, 2011, 4:51 pm
There's hope, Ms(?) Darqsyde, YOU got it! BTW, I amazed my granddaughter with my wristwatch that didn't require batteries. You just wind it. She thought it was awesome and wants one.
ICEMAN - December 23, 2011, 4:47 pm
Too true. Nicely done. 5

TOMBSTONE MOMENTS - Sometimes begin with a whisper

FUTILITY - All the caffeine in Columbia will not make you into a morning person.


TAGS: how it works humor
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - March 10, 2012, 11:13 am

I had the same reaction!
djrcreative - March 10, 2012, 9:48 am
ROTFL! I e5pecially like the "re-eat it" bit. Bleh... Kudo5 to whomever came up with that. :D

I TOTALLY TAKE BACK - all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger

TAGS: sleepy work
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by longnose

MrSkateRookie - May 22, 2011, 5:53 am
well know to get mines now then
steph1 - May 21, 2011, 10:26 am
ditto - sooo true


TAGS: parent demanding moody boss coworker
Rating: 4.8/5

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mariand - October 14, 2011, 2:10 am

amazing! -



TAGS: a clockwork secret
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Airman

rerun - September 23, 2011, 7:51 pm

I see what you are saying here, I keel you
Reality Lord - September 23, 2011, 5:43 pm

ICEMAN - September 23, 2011, 1:50 am
You mean like RR & RL? Heh, heh.

APATHY - I'd post more but I don't really care

PRIORITIES - Personally, I'd have opted for dental work over the body art, but that's just me.


TAGS: calendar i don t work here
Rating: 4.58/5

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Linda111 - August 22, 2011, 3:25 am
Thanks for the great article here at your website. I know it will help me and many others. Pandora Jewelry
mariand - August 21, 2011, 12:17 pm
true 5tory

War On Work -

TAGS: mike rowe war on work dirty jobs mikeroweworks foundation
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by TheConservativeInsurgent

Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 2:27 am
@ blesic --- How you doing on that welfare check?
blesic - December 6, 2014, 3:26 pm
Work isn't the enemy. Rich people are.
lgvernon - November 9, 2014, 4:40 pm

I'd watch this guy stuff canoli...split shakes...fill lamps...clean siding...carry hods...rivet a steamer...pull green chain...pull the heads on a 56 Chevy...OK, I'm out...


TAGS: clockwork orange
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Airman

mariand - January 7, 2012, 1:37 pm
"Naughty, naughty, naughty! You filthy old soomka!"
ICEMAN - January 7, 2012, 11:36 am
"No time for the ol' in-out love, I've just come to read the meter." 5

PROCRASTINATION - it's an art form

TAGS: caveman homework
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by Airman

caveman - October 30, 2011, 1:00 am
uni life, it really is an artform
TheABC - October 21, 2011, 2:14 am
My night exactly, except replace Twitter with Netflix.
axe11154 - October 20, 2011, 11:00 am
Tomarrow? dont you mean um what would you mean if its already the next day?

EDUCATION - It's important


ANOTHER DAY AT THE OFFICE - My mother told me there would be days like that. She just didn't tell me there would be so many of them.



TAGS: hang this at work calendar
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by caveman

ughomer - November 16, 2012, 10:58 pm
5L for the Aussie!!
sidestep22 - November 15, 2012, 4:30 pm
Wow.. Excellent! Truly demotivational. Now where did I leave my noose?
MissPriss - November 15, 2012, 9:13 am
dam....back to the drawing board....thanks...5L my dears ;)


SOCIAL WORK - a salary waiting to be increased

FREEDOM - Now get back to work.

TAGS: freedom work funny wilderness outdoors
Rating: 2.3/5

More motifakes by Justin

Sean - April 28, 2009, 5:06 pm
Yeah divi, that's never happened here before now.
divi - April 28, 2009, 4:15 pm
finally, a motifake that actually resembles the original despair.com ones!
RnR - July 24, 2008, 6:18 pm
isn't that the route to the Overlook h**el (The Shining)?

FACEBOOK - when it's going too far



TAGS: work sucks smile
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

SunnyDay - December 21, 2010, 10:01 am

CLOSE TO A CAT OWNER? - 1. Everyday, before they can check the litter box, pick up all the cat poo. 2. Continue until the cat owner starts being worried about Fluffy's health 3. Take a crap in Fluffy's litter box.

TAGS: the best jokes take work
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Zook

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 20, 2013, 12:50 pm
...how to mess with the wife. Just for the lolz.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 20, 2013, 12:49 pm
I'm a cat owner and I think I know now hire
boinger - March 10, 2011, 10:36 am
I just squirted soda through my nose all over my keyboard. 5 nose-blows
culos - November 22, 2010, 9:22 am
fav'ed. 5 droppings
rerun - November 22, 2010, 9:05 am

now that is funny
5150monkeylove - November 21, 2010, 11:08 pm
added to favs and 5


TAGS: life time day human nature virtual escape reality friend waste facebook social network
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by giulio

Untamedfifty - October 15, 2009, 8:33 pm
hah i think i'd win
LogicDude - October 15, 2009, 6:38 pm
Best game of beer pong. Ever.

PROCRATINATION - my idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance

TAGS: procrastination housework glance
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by kay9kabang

Iconoclast - August 9, 2010, 9:02 am
The S got lost amidst the garbage and could not be found.
culos - August 9, 2010, 7:50 am

TAKE YOUR SON TO WORK DAY - It doesn't always go as planned.

SINGLE MOMS IN AFRICA - They dream of your 70 hour work-weeks, sharing a two bedroom apartment with your six kids, and walking to work in the snow... Western Pansies...

TAGS: gun fail worked owned ak 47 ak 47
Rating: 3.54/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

GaryO - January 27, 2014, 6:52 pm
There’s crude, there’s tasteless, there’s ridiculous, then there’s inflammatory. Most folks tend to laugh at the crude, ridiculous, tasteless stuff. Inflammatory comments are not funny. They’re just someone’s obtuse opinion. PCV, don’t be that someone.
PCV - January 27, 2014, 3:08 pm
Sooooooooooooooooo it's okay to insult western culture but it's not okay to tell the truth about Africa?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 27, 2014, 3:03 pm
Uncalled for.
PCV - January 27, 2014, 2:55 pm
After 10,000 years their greatest invention is the stick. Stupid Africans.


TAGS: ants team work torture
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Sean

GaryO - March 3, 2013, 12:52 pm
Josh, there are meds, they help. Serious, ease up a bit, laddie, it’s OK, really. And if it’s not…it’s OK.
nicholsjoshua15 - March 3, 2013, 12:42 pm
Stevie Wonder is cool, but I just never did like Paul McCartney.
nicholsjoshua15 - March 3, 2013, 12:38 pm
I'm not at all racist; I just think everyone should be treated equally. Favoring one race over the other is the meaning of racism.
GaryO - March 3, 2013, 9:11 am
o-h-h-h-h-h, racism. I thought it was a married guy who haplessly wandered onto a baby shower scene or canasta fest…and gobbled up the tiny sandwiches, and ‘got crumbs everywhere’, and farted in the kitchen…not that I’d know
steve1961 - March 3, 2013, 3:43 am
Ebony and ivory...living together in harmony...
Sean - March 3, 2013, 1:34 am
Dear Josh. I hope you fall asleep in your hood and suffocate. K?K?K? (I thought you needed a hint.)
nicholsjoshua15 - March 2, 2013, 9:26 pm
Or those black people who think they really made that grade, are qualified for that position, or really achieved that rank and don't know it's just affirmative action.
Sean - March 28, 2011, 11:11 am
Hey! Racism is never funny ... except maybe for those White folks who go around complaining that it is just not fair that Black people can call each other the N-word but White can't. Those folks are funny. Clueless, but funny.
newkevind51 - March 28, 2011, 8:58 am
red ants are trying to kill the black ants lol thats racist hahahaha >:)
Sean - December 14, 2010, 3:39 pm
Only when someone asks for my help.
Airman - December 14, 2010, 3:25 pm
LOL. That what you tell your para-legals?

THAT'S IT - This has eliminated the chance of me going anywhere in Africa. Ever. I can get fireworks from Mexico.

TAGS: fireworks pet hyena mexico africa
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by Akyoyo

Cheeseman - June 6, 2009, 9:46 pm
A hyena is way more gangsta than a pitbull.
aPauling - September 3, 2008, 1:02 pm
Your text was lame and clumsy, and didn't make much sense, as people rarely go to Africa for fireworks.
Shtoink - September 3, 2008, 3:33 am
i wish i had a pet hyena


TAGS: life love work
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Sean - September 15, 2011, 6:07 pm
But it does mean you are a witch! Love it, aggy.
tellitlikeitis - November 16, 2010, 12:53 pm
Nice one.


TAGS: coyote acme products dont work
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

Verdeckt - May 4, 2011, 9:37 am
To misquote a certain lord, you rock in my general direction.

BLAS·PHE·MY NOUN - Actions, speech or artworks which show disrespect to religion, or make light of the pretend characters portrayed by their believers

TAGS: actions speech or artworks which show disrespect to religion or make light of the pretend characters portrayed in these religions
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by Chef

GaryO - July 28, 2014, 10:07 am
‘a’ life…get ‘a’ life….sheeesh, I got 6 months once…seemed like life.
GaryO - July 28, 2014, 9:21 am
Wy, thank you for pointing this out, salearling. I was just thinking; ‘man, I need to get life’. Now? Now I feel p-r-e-t-t-y phookin’ good about mine.
salearling - July 28, 2014, 8:20 am
This is totally wrong... it should be Bugs in the center. At least he stuck with his original name his whole career, instead of Steamboat Willie.

LEMMINGS - 2.a member of any large group following an unthinking course towards mass destruction

SLEEPING AT WORK - I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!


TAGS: teamwork christmas team dogs family
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - December 20, 2012, 8:05 am
Thank You. You've had a very good run of posters also. :)
ughomer - December 20, 2012, 6:38 am

SOMETIMES AT WORK - I feel like Robinson Crusoë did. I'm insanely bored and just waiting for Friday. Meh, more like ALWAYS.

FATHERHOOD - I love kids...But I can't eat a whole one.

TAGS: babies kids food why not they dont work or earn money little poop machines
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

fascistfrenchman - December 17, 2010, 3:12 am
Who ordered the 20-pounder deluxe stack? 5L's
Asasello - February 22, 2010, 4:26 am
Calm down, will you. I don't think further attempts at contributing anything to motifake make sense anymore now, as even a moderator has me down as an asas-hole (witty pun, btw).
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 12:10 pm
Ass you may have an opinion when you contribute a SINGLE THING to this community. I did half a** this one but that still puts me half an a** ahead of you.
GreyScorpion - February 21, 2010, 10:26 am
5 fecal factories!!
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 8:55 am
It's fresher than anything you've done, Asas-hole.
Asasello - February 21, 2010, 8:09 am
it's the oldest joke in the book.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 12:53 am
Rejection? Naaaaaaaaaaaah! It's a fact about asian food.
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 12:52 am
I wanted to do that in the tags but was worried about rejection for racism. Thanks Aggie.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 12:36 am
No problem... he's asian... you'll be hungry again in an hour. 5L



TAGS: work computer dreams
Rating: 2.44/5

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ronsart - November 23, 2009, 10:10 pm
lol...u kids make me appreciate Canadians...lol
TheTrashHeap - November 23, 2009, 10:03 pm
well... 2 things if you count moooooooooooooo's alcoholism.
TheTrashHeap - November 23, 2009, 10:00 pm
Hello Mr Ronsart! Thanks for the welcome back! Your stuff just keeps getting better and better. No matter how long im gone for one thing on this site is constant.
ronsart - November 23, 2009, 9:39 pm
LMAO!!!! I'm a good boy now...for the time being...lol
agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 9:38 pm
You are the best at doing what you do to who I'm supposed to be doing it to!
ronsart - November 23, 2009, 9:37 pm
I got her to yelling YOUR NAME now...at least 3 times a day now...lol
agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 9:35 pm
Back-handed flattery will get you everywhere, TTH!
agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 9:34 pm
Great cook? LOL! My girl been talking in her sleep again, Ron?
ronsart - November 23, 2009, 9:33 pm
haven,t had a chance to welcome u back Mr. TrashHeap...glad u got internet again...and AggiE also kind and a great cook!
TheTrashHeap - November 23, 2009, 9:32 pm
Or "good kind of timmy, good kind of tunnel, good kind of politifake, good kind of American beer.....
TheTrashHeap - November 23, 2009, 9:31 pm
It's like saying "good kind of kidney stone" or "good kind of venereal disease".
TheTrashHeap - November 23, 2009, 9:29 pm
Yeah but can I really say " good kind of Nazi"?
agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 9:21 pm
That sure sounded fair and unbalanced.
TheTrashHeap - November 23, 2009, 9:19 pm
No worries AggiE you are the good kind of Nazi......wait a sec that doesn't sound right!
agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 9:17 pm
LOL... thanks TTH... I think. Wait... well, ok. This is actually an exact despair, inc poster quote.
TheTrashHeap - November 23, 2009, 9:14 pm
Quality over quantity Nazi!!!!!!!!!!! AgdanielE for the win!
agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 9:04 pm
You're the second one lately who has gone outside their own vacant mind to create poor posters.
agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 9:02 pm
So, the lesson here, my motifakers, is that plagiarism isn't plagiarism if you change the picture and copy only the text verbatim, ok?

AWWWWW - Still not getting any of my bacon

'HARD WORK IS ITS OWN REWARD' - Said The Photographer.

TAGS: demotivation work
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by 5butjam

deathorfire1 - January 26, 2012, 9:05 am
they saw the ph**ographer again.


BEST DAD - My dad works as the grim raper, uhm ... reaper

TAGS: death kid dad work child
Rating: 4.27/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 19, 2015, 3:16 pm
I took an old Reaper tunic, and a scream mask, painted the mask red and white, cut a wood broom handle and painted it silver and black; and went as Darth - Nihilus.
Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 2:49 pm
Daaaamn! My halloween costumes were never that good! Dad must work down at the movie studio!

Overworked -



TAGS: office chances work job
Rating: 4.9/5

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Sean - April 12, 2011, 8:35 pm
I love this one. It's like funny has come to Motifake ... to not die this time.
spacedog - March 21, 2011, 6:53 pm
Sadly, there are no scholarships for viscom, carpal tunnel kids. 5L

LIFE - You cannot build character and courage by taking away a mans initiative and independence.

TAGS: lincoln work ethic dust bowl
Rating: 4.76/5

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SteveFurlong - August 13, 2012, 6:37 pm
5L for truth. The all-encompassing nanny state destroys itself in two generations or less. 1965 to now is just about two generations.
GaryO - August 13, 2012, 1:56 pm
Truth is so obscure these days. Thank you for the clarity.


TAGS: work
Rating: 4.12/5

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TAGS: work job beer hate
Rating: 3.62/5

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zoomer296 - January 17, 2013, 12:18 am
I'll take the second from the right in the front please.
maoworks2 - December 26, 2011, 8:36 am
Ya Join The Club, Cheers !

WE CAN DANCE IF WE WANT TO - We can leave your friends behind Because your friends don't dance And if they don't dance Well they're no friends of mine

TAGS: dance men at work
Rating: 4.78/5

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MrStupidGir - April 7, 2014, 7:43 pm
Bull - June 16, 2012, 11:43 pm
why do I get the sudden urge to watch Bio Dome now?
robbidos - June 16, 2012, 10:25 pm
crankyhead - June 16, 2012, 10:20 pm
I got that 5ong 5tuck in my head now.

WORK - Unpleasant conditions do not necessarily offset low pay, poor benefits

SHIFT WORK - Taking years off lives ever since its inception. N O W H I R I N G

TAGS: shift work death nurse work
Rating: 2.38/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 11, 2012, 12:48 pm
I swear I know this girl, same eyes, same face give or take and she's also crazy enough to do this

OFFICE POLITICS #14 - The reward for good work is more work.



TAGS: teamwork strong weak fall rise
Rating: 4.84/5

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HypercatZed - February 16, 2012, 2:58 pm
This reminds that episode of Kimba The White Lion when a group of gorillas was travelling, one of them fell into the quicksands, and the chief had to hold the others from trying to help him, or they would have ended in the quicksands too.


TAGS: work welfare
Rating: 4.62/5

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Greybeard - October 15, 2012, 8:59 am
Thank you. : )
maoworks2 - October 15, 2012, 8:33 am
Point Well Made !

MARRIAGE 101 - Work is your new vacation. If you go home you know she has things for you to do.


TAGS: coworkers are a little touchier
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:58 pm
You tell it Brother!
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 5:56 pm
Make it 3-2, we have a game!
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 5:55 pm
Now if you'll pardon me, Russia is up 3-1 in the third.
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 5:54 pm
but I'd give credit for it if I did that. And I've not taken a poster from elsewhere yet. Pictures, however, I'll take from ANY source, since I'm not selling anything or profiting in any way, it's not a copyright violation by International standards.
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 5:51 pm
25 comments? I didn't know mother-hugging was so controversial! Lol. I wish I could remember where I got this pic. It's been on my computer for quite awhile. I suspect it was on Pixdaus, though. Moo+ is right, I'd share a poster if I thought it was funny
MO - February 21, 2010, 5:29 pm
I know you do moooo. I know. @Aggy anchor clanker FTW!!!!
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 5:28 pm
It's not used to gag your actual balls, you anchor clanker.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:27 pm
I wish you'd wear it
MO - February 21, 2010, 5:26 pm
I got a ball gag!! OH SNAP!!! **** block!
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 5:25 pm
No black cherry? Ok, oral is fine.
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 5:25 pm
I thought that meant has a big moustache and wears a pointy hat?
MO - February 21, 2010, 5:24 pm
Tuck, dress and gag.....I'm in!! (b*** i'm still not down with the you know what)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:22 pm
Classic German?.....I see, So?....he stands in line for toilet paper while his mom makes scheisse videos?
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 5:21 pm
And keep tucking it.... even when you pee.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:19 pm
I told you Mo....Wear the dress and the ball gag.....Or GTFO.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 5:19 pm
Hoschie is a german ph**ographer... doesn't make motifakes, he's crying about his pic being used here. Don't get me wrong, he's done good work... a lot of it could make good motifakes. But, he decided to march on us in the winter. Classic german error.
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 5:18 pm
The guy is a deviantart puss. He took the pic (not made the poster) and thought it would be safe on the interweb. Pity him for his innocent gullibility.
MO - February 21, 2010, 5:18 pm
d*** it Mooooo! Does that mean the Moooooo and MO prom is off again?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:17 pm
The pic? Sure. That's what internet pics are for.....If you don't likeit!.....Copyright it. Or f*** OFF!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:16 pm
I don't care if it gives away my slight man crush on Haar.....He WOULDN'T steal a Motifake.
MO - February 21, 2010, 5:13 pm
Well I still want proof or as Culos said STFU!! Harr don't need to copy ****. He's a natural. But IF he did can we at least twist his horns?
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 5:11 pm
Look at it this way.... at least your picture has been used for more than trying to subsidise a pot habit by selling the work of a Rütli drop-out.
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 5:09 pm
My apologies to Haar. You guys are absolutely right.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:09 pm
I disagree....there will be no "smiting" of Haar....If this is a copy of someone elses work, It's a coincidence.......Haar wouldn't do that.
culos - February 21, 2010, 5:06 pm
@hoschie: Proof or STFU. If you claim to have made this poster (not the picture) subbmit some proof and we'll smite Haarakkon for not giving credit. If not, get your card and leave the Internet.....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:05 pm
There's no way Haar would steal a Motifake. I call Shenanigans on Hoschie.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 5:03 pm
hoschie... a very terrible opening line. I don't see your work anywhere in a motivational poster. And, since this is motifake, we showcase fake motivational posters... not just hack amateur online ph**ography.
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 4:56 pm
Oh and welcome to the internet!
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 4:55 pm
Consider the audience for your art quadrupled, and getting a good rating.
Hoschie - February 21, 2010, 4:51 pm
Thanks a lot for stealing my work without permission to post it here!! Great site here which supports art-thieves!
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 12:37 pm
What that comment lacks in originality, it makes up for in irrelevance.
METALWERX - February 21, 2010, 12:36 pm
101 ways to WOK yer cat
Treehodger - February 20, 2010, 4:50 pm
I love kittens. Now who is in the mood for some Chinese Food?

OFFICE - It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

TAGS: office hell work
Rating: 2.27/5

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my stapler - January 11, 2009, 3:00 am
he took it
TigerKid - July 24, 2008, 10:28 am
I always thought to myself that if Hell is different for everyone, mine would be a Data Entry job that never ended. If you look at the clock, it's always 10 am.

HANG IN THERE - Retirement is only 30 years away!


OFFICE POLITICS #13 - Pride, commitment, teamwork ~ words they use to get you to work for free.


TAGS: facebook twitter social network online
Rating: 4.71/5

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forseti - May 11, 2011, 5:18 pm
Very trend(l)y, thank you!
Produceman117 - May 11, 2011, 8:50 am
"Trends." You're welcome. 5.


TAGS: work labor deception plans
Rating: 4.67/5

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Coombsy007 - March 15, 2012, 12:34 pm
carebear 5L's
carebear - March 6, 2012, 10:11 pm
(carebear BANNED)
zombie2093 - March 6, 2012, 10:06 pm
vespers - March 6, 2012, 9:57 am
What twisted irony, "Work will set you free."
Nissta - March 6, 2012, 7:21 am
I have always classed this as THE BIGGEST practical joke ever!!! coz it was neither funny nor a joke.
carebear - March 3, 2012, 11:55 am
(carebear BANNED)
forseti - March 3, 2012, 4:49 am
5 dark "Lager"

ERGOPHOBIA - Because work rewards later But laziness rewards Right away

TAGS: the fear of work
Rating: 4.58/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 12, 2013, 1:28 pm
I shed a tear of commiseration, as I relax in my recliner, knowing my mail carrier is (for reasons unknown) displeased with my mailbox, and I could care less to deal with it at the moment. Kudos, to you Sho. Kudo5.


IDIOT CO-WORKERS - If they don't have time to do it right, When will I have time to do it over?

TAGS: work
Rating: 4.55/5

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Zetmonk - December 30, 2011, 8:18 am
Ah see, now there's a pain in the neck I can relate to!


TAGS: bored at work want bong
Rating: 4.53/5

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julia2011 - April 17, 2011, 5:14 pm
This made my day ;)
julia2011 - April 17, 2011, 5:14 pm
This made my day ;)
CaptainBaked - April 16, 2011, 11:45 pm
Yeah i'd like to see your idea too bro
rerun - April 16, 2011, 1:07 pm

make it and upload in off topic thread.
NotoriousGIL - April 16, 2011, 12:58 pm
Grrr...I had a good one for this pic too...I snoozed and losed.

HARD HATS - When your shattered carcass is buried beneath tonnes of rubble, at least your hair will still look perfect.

TAGS: hardhats construction worker
Rating: 4.42/5

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GaryO - July 15, 2012, 9:41 am
Heck no…I’m the one with the 20-20 hindsight. Your verbiage is just fine…what I do hate is the eternity of comments…..mine in particular. Cheers, PV….’kerfuffle’, man, haven’t seen that word in an aeon or two.
pickleviper - July 15, 2012, 6:22 am
Sorry for any confusion. In hindsight I should have just used 'piles of rubble' to avoid any weight-measurement-related kerfuffle.
GaryO - July 14, 2012, 6:32 pm
Well, crap, I just read up on metric tonnes……I really hate google…after the fact
GaryO - July 14, 2012, 6:29 pm
Not sure what a tonne is but I believe you meant tons. I hate taking Iceman’s place as spelling Nazi, especially with a profound poster maker such as you…sorry, OCD, low on meds. Cheers

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY - Please be safe when lighting off fireworks

TAGS: happy inedependence day safe fireworks
Rating: 4.28/5

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mrunstable - July 8, 2011, 4:16 am
future Darwin award recipient below
Budog - July 6, 2011, 3:35 pm
What about the rocket scientists who shoot them out their bung hole? Those are Darwin Awards in the making...
Cloudchaser - July 5, 2011, 2:46 am
But shooting bottle rockets and roman candles at each other is fun!

THE MEANING OF LIFE - Cliff notes version.

TEAMWORK - its important, it gives the enemy other people to shoot at.

TAGS: teamwork halo
Rating: 2/5

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St.Lol - June 29, 2009, 12:26 am
Either all share the win or all share the defeat
Sniperzoo - March 26, 2009, 11:14 am
A COUPLE GRENADES Is all you need hahaha


TAGS: see how that works
Rating: 4.78/5

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CANADA - June 15, 2010, 8:27 am
HAHA! that must have taken some time to make. 5L well earned

TEAMWORK - If you're not the leader The view never changes


TAGS: workplace demotivator cubical trouble
Rating: 3.66/5

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rerun - February 15, 2010, 7:44 pm

stavro1 submitted several racist posters. Sorry to bring all this up on Barts poster.
agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 7:42 pm
LMAO! Wait.... what?
rerun - February 15, 2010, 7:40 pm

no comment from the Jew.
agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 7:32 pm
He used to work off of a few different IP addresses. Not clever.
agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 7:31 pm
Didn't know that, rerun?
rerun - February 15, 2010, 7:13 pm

why does Stavro1 user name reference Dr Rusak? One & Same?
Bartimaeus - November 19, 2009, 7:00 am
Thanks, guys.
BoneCD - November 18, 2009, 11:47 pm
Nice...I'd beensitting on this pic for a month now and just could get it right. Good job Bart!
stavro1 - November 18, 2009, 11:07 pm
Do you mind if I take up some space with this comment?
ronsart - November 18, 2009, 10:12 pm
spacedog - November 18, 2009, 9:26 pm
Nice work Bart. 5Ls

Reverse psychology -

WORK ETHIC - It's why you'll have that management position later on.


TAGS: life time day work job outdoor power wire feet high air net excuse office quote pilon tower
Rating: 3/5

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CANADA - August 20, 2009, 10:43 am
I work for Manitoba Hydro an I see these guys all the time. usually allot higher than 60 feet though




TAGS: teamwork catch fall hard lonely
Rating: 5/5

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caveman - February 9, 2012, 8:23 pm
I was thinking about flock, but since it translates more into human nature i went with pack.
MPsniper - February 9, 2012, 7:58 pm
shouldnt "pack"..... be "flock"?


DAMMIT - I spilled water on my homework.



TAGS: workplace eagle office promotion soar
Rating: 4.78/5

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Haarakkon - March 7, 2011, 12:14 pm
Sean - March 2, 2011, 6:17 pm
This is first rate. F/n perfect. Despair.com worthy. And brilliantly subversive. 2L. Just kidding. I can control my spite. I hope.
Airman - March 2, 2011, 12:37 pm
this is now one of my favorites ever
Iconoclast - March 1, 2011, 10:02 pm
Is that NEPOTISM ... or ... HEREDITY?

PROMOTIONAL OPPORTUNITIES - Abound for the self-made man. Just gotta hope the boss doesn't stop too quick!

TAGS: capybaras work humor
Rating: 4.63/5

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maoworks2 - January 1, 2012, 7:34 pm
Look's Like My Old Union !

NOTHING WRONG - with a little afternoon pick-me-up is there?

TAGS: work drink
Rating: 4.61/5

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Cloudchaser - July 9, 2010, 5:09 am
A depressant is a pick-me-up?
Faceplant31 - July 8, 2010, 1:42 pm
This is beautiful. 5L

ACCOMPLISHMENT - Success will not come to you You make your way to it

TAGS: work hard learn from mistakes
Rating: 4.57/5

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rerun - December 14, 2010, 8:13 pm

can post to motitwist as well.